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After leaving the project for a night, i decided I didn’t like it as much as I had originally and went back to edit it again. There’s still some problems, but I’m a bit happier with this version, and I’m going to stop editing it because it’ll just be like trying to cut a straight edge on a piece of paper with scissors: I’ll keep trying and trying to get a perfect straight line, but can’t, and end up with nothing left.

Also known as George Lucasing it.

The second reason is that the class this is due for is in 1 hour and 15 minutes, so I really can’t keep on editing it.

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So, for my screen toolkit class, we had to make a completely audio project. This is the result.

There are a few parts I sort of want to edit again, but they are the parts I had a hard time making work in the first place. The piece wasn’t right without them, and they felt a little sloppy with them. Guh.

But I really enjoyed working on this, and am somewhat proud of the result. The video is on the youtubes because I can’t upload videos to this blog.

I have to go now because someone is staring at me. I think they need this computer, and I’m done. Just so you know, person reading over my shoulder, my hard drive is formatted for a Mac, and I have a PC at home. Rest assured I’m not using this machine for a program I could easily use on a PC. You could always stare angrily at that person a few stations down using a $2500 computer for facebook and email.

Yes. You.

…Nope, I can’t. This youtube uploading is slow work. Also, brush your teeth.

Yes, I AM checking my facebook now. Stop sighing. My upload’s at 90%. I want to get out of here too you know, and I have to commute an hour. Trust me I’m not here for the lulz.

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Happy Halloween! In an hour, I have to get ready to go to a party, which is exciting, because this will be the first year in a while I actually have a proper costume.

So I was debating adding another Rescue 911 episode here, as those episodes mostly freaked me out, and what better way to honor Halloween, besides sitting around and eating candy? But that’s not special is it? I mean, I’m going to have a lot more of those, and today is Halloween! Hallo-fricken-ween!

So, let me tell you a spooky story. One that freaked me the crap out in 1st grade. And continues to haunt me.

I remember that it was Halloween, and the teacher brought in a tape player – see, we used tapes back in the day for everything. I’m just grateful that my mom never decided to get this tape and put it in my Teddy Ruxpin doll*.

Anyway, it goes like this:

Now it’s said that a long time ago a fellow named Jeb took to the foothills of TennesseeĀ  to live off the land.

Now old Jeb loved nothin better that a pot of beans with some meat in it, and he’d eat off that pot of beans for a week or

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