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Rescue 911.  Man. It was a show wasn’t it?

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Episode 3.22 “911 Heart O Glass”

Two-year-olds, as we know, are full of energy, and this one two year old girl… the next few also feature girls, though I have a few memories of one or two bad things happening to men… was just enjoying summer by running around.

That’s, it, that’s all she was doing, being a two year, and running the fuck around like some sort of crazy two year old that runs around.

It went like this…

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I have no idea what general age group will end up reading my blog, even accidentally. I suspect enough of them are my peers so that when I mention the words “Rescue 911” they know the full meaning of my subject title today. But I accept that maybe some of you grew up in Idaho without a television, or are old and didn’t know there was programming on the television after Ed Sullivan went off the air. Or you’re really young and think I’m some sort of dinosaur-fossil-saurus-lady, a walking skeleton-dinosaur who happens to be female… like those Dry Bones from Super Mario Brothers… only, you know, a dinosaur and not a turtle.

That's the best I could come up with...

Like I was saying, you may be young enough to think I hand fed Dino, the dinosaur on the Flintstones… but you’d also be too young to even know what I’m referencing.

In the event that you are deprived, old, or stupid young, let me give you a rundown of this show.

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